Money (That’s What I Want)

Once you pay someone enough to allow them to live comfortably, bunging more money at them is not a terribly effective motivator.

In Britain, or England at least, we seem to have great trouble really accepting this. The banks crashed despite the hugely escalated salaries paid to the chairmen, but we don’t learn. I wonder if Sunday’s abysmal performance by the overpaid England team and their £6m man will make more of us wake up to it.

Dädbeats

Dädbeats.

I love this post which I came across via @paul_clarke. It’s long and worth reading, but to summarise one key point: It describes someone who turns down a much bigger salary somewhere else, because the job he has already pays enough for him not to worry about money, and allows him to pursue his vocation as an artist. The moral is “hire artists”. More cynically one could say “hire smart, creative people who have a passion for something which doesn’t make them a living, and give them less money but more flexibility”. Either way, it works and everyone wins.

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Impromptu Simon Jenkins spoof rallies the defenders of science

Some spoofs of Simon Jenkins following on from this.

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A Mammoth of Research

You know, there’s so much science on TV and in the papers these days.

I mean, I share in the glory of science every bit as much as people who actually work at it. I certainly know much more than they do, after all, I used to edit the London Evening Standard. But all you people who think science is interesting, fun and useful; well, yes. But, you know, it costs money. Money that the BBC could be spending on other things!

I mean, instead of a “mammoth of research” behind St. Pancras, with all those arrogant scientists making smells and stuff, we could build a big circular tent and fill it with crap. Though I wouldn’t let that Brian Cox play there this time. “Things can only get better” – I don’t know! You’d think he owns the solar system, whatever that is. Personally I think that Giordano Bruno fellow was hugely overrated. Really, he turned cosmology into some kind of religion. He was probably after some funding.

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Fun with data

Quick one, rather than my usual finely-honed prose. I am very busy and am having lots of fun.

These are jets. This is what quarks and gluons do in ATLAS. It’s cool.

We are writing papers on jet data from ATLAS. I love this, and as I tweeted I am just so impressed by the people I’m working with. From my point of view, being a relatively old fart with a family and job based in London (i.e. not CERN), I am really flattered to be able to help; for the students and postdocs working on ATLAS data right now, it is critically important for them that they succeed and are seen to succeed, if they want to progress in science. They are working like crazy, yet somehow not fighting each other but collaborating properly. A team of superstars. I will just leave any possible world cup analogies hanging there.

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